The road to recovering ain’t that smooth but it sure feels good to be able to drink beer again!

The 3 things your mother told you when you had a chest full of ecto-plasmic phlegm:

NO cold drinks
NO air-con when sleeping
NO smoking….

Ahh..wheeze the exact same words the doctor prescribed, if it wasn’t for the medication that cost almost three jugs of beer at Wrench $60 next to these three rules… did I really need to go when I have a loving Aunty Mary who falls asleep while her supper is slowly charring the metal pot over the stove at 3am in the morning?

Singing hasn’t been easy since Sunday. I shall not bore with details, I’ll just say that

1)Wala remains the place to be for a rockin’ crowd. (except certain saturdays..can’t blame the repressed kids who date people who insist on Hoobastank.)

2)The few FTs that we touch in Bala with our music don’t often come back as regulars ( cos they were literally passing through (next stop Changi Airport), Bala IS at the same building as the Suntec Convention Centre..)

3)and the handful of locals who ARE regulars at Bala are a sweet bunch when they’re not busy ‘networking’.

4)The sea of people who make up the majority of Bala generally have no groove, dunno how to clap, and they STILL listen to that one song by Hoobastank.

5)Try not to laugh when Bala crowd sends up requests like this

Thank you Dennis for stepping in last week, I hear you brought out the most from The UnXpected! Will you stand-in again while I lose myself on a beach,possibly further than Sentosa? Hee hee.

I NEED A HOLIDAY.

Mental Notes: Beer does not equal food. People will be people. I love my band.

Dear Wala-ingers (oh I couldn’t think of a prettier name, could I?),

Spunky is still out and miserable. No Wala for Spunky.

Brandon is out and miserable too. Latest update: Brandon will be seeing you guys at Wala!

The good news is we will be featuring Dennis on vocals at Wala tonight with the rest of The UnXpected. Do check him out, he’s got a good set of lungs in his chest!

Yes we’re both pretty much sick in the head half the time but we are both down with some sort if chest congestion and Bran says he’s got a viral infection so….

Hyeah.. stay away when we COUGH in your face! Heheheh..

$60 for cough mixture, some pills to open the airway and FIVE antibiotic tabs! I dunch like to get sick

Ok this entry is to tell everybody Spunky is out of action tonight so no Bala.

(Courtesy of Jason/Haakon, our friendly polar bear.)

All you God-forsaken fools. Here are the solutions to your daily problems.

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the
Music is very repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

When registering a domain name on the internet, make sure you read it back before you associate it with your company. Some examples to prove this point: –
hint hint read between the lines..!!

1. Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.*****presents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try: http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then there is the Italian Power Company: http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. Finally, there is the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com